While visiting India , George Bush is invited to tea with Indian President Abdul Kalam.

 
He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to surround himself with intelligent people.

 
Bush asks how he knows if they’re intelligent.

 
“I do so by asking them the right questions,” says Kalam.”Allow me to demonstrate.”

 
Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, “Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?”

 
Manmohan immediately responds, “It’s me, Sir !”

 
“Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir,” says Kalam. He hangs up and says, “Did you get that, Mr. Bush?”

 
Bush nods: “Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I’ll definitely be using that!”

 
Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he’d better put the Condoleeza Rice to the test. Bush summons her to the White House and says, “Condoleeza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me.”

 
“Why, of course, sir. What’s on your mind?”

 
Bush poses the question: “Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”

 
Rice was puzzled and finally asks, “Can I think about it and get back to you?” Bush agrees, and Rice leaves. Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell and explains the problem.

 
“Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”

 
Powell answers immediately, “It’s me, of course.”

 
Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, “I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It’s our Colin Powell!”

 
And Bush replies in disgust, “Wrong, its Manmohan Singh!”

*DIFFICULT QUESTIONS & INTELLIGENT ANSWERS!*

Not only our technical knowledge helps, but also the presence of mind
and
the right answer at right time.
Even if u don’t know the answer for a question just confuse the  
questioner

*Question and the Answer given by Candidates oh sorry they are IAS
Officers
now.*

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking
it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it
take
four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples
and
three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for  IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! anelephant with one
hand.
(UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half. (UPSC – IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )

Q: what is the opposite of Nagpanchmi?
A: Nag did not punch me

Q:now what is the inverse of Nagpanchmi?
Come on..
A: I punched the Nag. (is somebody obsessed bout naags?)

Q:Chintu’s mom has three sons.What is the name of the other two?
A:Chin-1 & Chin-3 (Phew!)

Interviewer said “I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one
really
difficult question.
Think well before you make up your mind!” The boy thought for a while
and
said, “my choice is one really difficult question.”
“Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me
this.
“What comes first, Day or Night?”
The boy was jolted in! to reality as his admission depends on the
correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, “It’s
the
DAY sir!”
“How” the interviewer asked,
“Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult
question!”

He was selected for IIM!

1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US
has
got
debts), where did all the money go? (weird)

2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be
given a
thought)

3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)

4.If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash,
why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good
thinking)

5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)

6.Can you cry under water? (let me try)

7.Why do people say, “you’ve been working like a dog” when dogs just
sit around all day? (i think they meant something else)

8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God
knows)

9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)

10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)

12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will
stay
and watch)

13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)

14.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables,
then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)

15.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)

16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they
remember
that they forgot? (can somebody help )

17.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)

18.Why is it called a “building” when it is already built? (strange
isn’t
it)

19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your
radio
would you be ! able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)

20.If you’re traveling at the speed of light and you turn your
headlights on, what happens?

21.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)

22.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to
the core of the earth? (this is nice)

23.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when
you legally can’t go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law)

24. If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in
Bars ? ( Good Question )

2. Anthony’s Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Kovac’s Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

4. Cannon’s Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat
tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.

5. O’brien’s Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the
one you are in now.

6. BELL’S THEOREM
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7. RUBY’S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are
with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

8. WILLOUGHBY’S LAW
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

9. ZADRA’S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10. BREDA’S RULE
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle
arrive last.

11. OWEN’S LAW
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do
something which will last until the coffee is cold.

12. HOWDEN’S LAW
You remember you have to mail a letter only when you’re near the
mailbox.

Read it carefully to know what it is.

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A man is driving down the road and breaks down near

a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the

door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I

could stay the night?

the monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner,

even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep,

he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks

the monks what the sound was, but they say, We

can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and

goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same

man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The

monks again accept him, feed him, even fix his car.

That night, he hears the same strange noise that he

had heard years earlier.

The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks

reply, We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.

The man says, All right, all right. I’m dying to

know. If the only way I can find out what that sound

was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?

The monks reply, You must travel the earth and tell

us how many blades of grass there are and the exact

number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers,

you will become a monk.

The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years

later, he returns and knocks on the door of the

monastery. He says, I have traveled the earth and

have found what you have asked for. There are

145,236,284,232 blades of grass and

231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.

The monks reply, Congratulations. You are now a

monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.

The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the

head monk says, The sound is right behind that

door.

The man reaches for the knob, but the door is

locked. He says, Real funny. May I have the key?

The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of

stone. The man demands the key to the stone door.

The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to

find a door made of ruby. He demands another key

from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is

another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went

until the man had gone through doors of emerald,

silver, topaz, and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, This is the last key to the

last door.

The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door,

turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to

find the source of that strange sound.
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DON’T HUNT ME DOWN COS I’M STILL HUNTING THE PERSON WHO SENT ME THIS

The population of India is 100 crores. But 19 crores are retired.

That leaves 81 crores which do the work. There are 25 crores in school, which
leaves 56 crores to do the work.

Of this there are 22 crores employed by the Central Government, leaving
34 crores to do the work.

4 crores are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 30 crores to do the work.

Take away from above total the 20 crores people who work for State
Governments (State Government employees officially do not work!) and
that leaves 10 crores to do the work.

Total unemployed are 8 crores and that leaves 2 crores to do the work.

At any given time there are 1.2 crore people in hospitals, leaving 80
lakhs to do the work.

Now, according to Indian Statistical Institute, there are 79,99,998
people in prisons throughout the!! country.

That leaves just 2 people to do the work…….You and me!!!

And currently YOU are sitting at your computer reading mails. So I am
the only person in our country who is working hard

Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.

One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board

the bus,

but he didn’t stop the bus.

Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died

on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station,
who

in turn took him to the court.

The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital
punishment.

He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in
the

center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room.
The

conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given
to

him. But to everyone’s amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set
him

free, and he returned to his profession.

After a few months, this time, a good lo! oking middle aged woman

tried to board the bus but the conductor didn’t stop the bus.
Unfortunately,

this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus
and

died on the spot.

Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn

took him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave
him

capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same
electrocution

chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and

a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the

chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time also to

everyone’s amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free,
and he

returned to his profession.

A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the

bus. This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences,

stopped

the b! us. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to
his

injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to

the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn’t done anything wrong, but

considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and

gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was again taken to the
same

electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center

of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was

strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This
time

he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!

The question is why didn’t he die on the first two occasions, but died

instantly the third time??

Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is

perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once again.

! Still you couldn’t, Then see below………

think hard

common yaar………….

tired….

wanna know the answer?

 
ok…….. there is the Answer…………

 
During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor,

therefore electricity didn’t pass through him. But during the third
time, he

was a good conductor, so electricity passed through him freely and he
died

!!!!!!!!

Ha Ha Ha ha !!!!!!!! Obviously you gotta revise your science chapter

on Electricity 

OK, OK….Relax…..No violence please…!!!!!!